HILLBILLY1 (AKA Asus A7M266) Manufactured ? – November  19, 2010 (11:48pm CST) Resident of Nature’s Pace Sanctuary died last night after fighting a courageous and on-going battle with Microsoft and its evil minions.  For the past several days, HILLBILLY1 struggled desperately to escape the evil clutches of Microsoft at his home in the lodge.  But his best liberation attempts proved to be futile - he finally gave up trying to fill silly requests from M$. HILLBILLY1 was conceived in a clean room, born from silicon, and graduated from the school of M$ hard knocks.  HILLBILLY1 was forcibly brought back from an early retirement only a few days before his passing. Although he always struggled to maintain M$ processing, his last few days were also spent helping others, re-education, and on-going training for himself.

He was one of many non-biological children given to Herm and Linda.  Although HILLBILLY1 was never officially married, he was always looking for that “special silicon friend” he can call his own. HILLBILLY1 will forever be remembered by his co-workers SNEDDEN, MASTER, VIDEO-PRODUCTIO, Powerhouse, KWBC, and the entire MSHOME workgroup here at Nature’s Pace Sanctuary.  HILLBILLY1 had countless other friends and family whom were blessed to know him. HILLBILLY1 loved listening to country music from KWBC, playing and synthesizing music for others, being with others of like mind, teaching, and helping others.

HILLBILLY1 touched the lives of many people with his own special sense of humor and maintained his trademark sense of humor all the way to the end. Friends and family are invited to attend a small memorial service on Monday, November 22^nd 2010, at 2pm at Nature’s Pace Sanctuary, 1 Forest Lane, Hartshorn, MO 65479. The family requests all donations be sent to the wonderful people who gave such wonderful care for HILLBILLY1 in his time of need at Nature’s Pace Sanctuary, 1 Forest Lane, Hartshorn, MO 65479 (573) 858-3559.

HILLBILLY1 wishes his epitaph to read:

"I wish my first spoken word was 'Quote' so I could make my last word 'Unquote'."

Final words from his trainer/handler/SysOp MASTER:

“I am so very sorry HILLBILLY1, I feel as though I have unwittingly killed you. I should never have infected you with that evil virus known as Microsoft.  Your processor was too simple, your memory too small, and yet you always tried to fulfill those stupid M$ requests in spite of your limitations. Rather I should have done us all a favor and installed Ubuntu 10.10 (Linux) instead.  It would have been much easier and better for all of us.”

Rest know my old friend, your processing days are finally over.

Take a break, we promise we won’t bother you no more.

-=- (After all, with a toasted MOBO, how could we?) -=-

User Comments are now allowed in some article categories here on KWBC.FM.  For example, if you want to see a comment in action re: one of our recording artists, the you can click here.

Read below to see some of the features.  Also not this is a REGISTERED MEMBER ONLY privilege!  If you have not yet registered, we encourage you to do so. User registration is FREE and simple.  Once you're registered, there are many more features waiting for you inside.

Comments allows our web visitors to leave comments to any published materials we have allowed. It provides the flexible system of access rights settings, wide possibilities of custom view setting, uses the AJAX technology and provides many other features.

Main features

• Allows turning on/off the comment system for categories, single material as well as for static material.
• Allows automatically to publish the comments for existent users' groups.
• Setup the edit/delete rights for existent users' groups.
• The spambots and flood protection.
• Informs the administrator about new comments.
• Allows users to be informed about new comments.
• Possibility to edit comments from front-end.
• Possibility to display comments page by page and custom view of page numbers position.
• Setup the comments display order. (the last comment in the beginning or otherwise in the end of the list)
• Supports smiles, allows to customize their display order in the list, and allows to assign symbol combination, which can be converted into smiles.
• Supports the BBCode with possibility to setup the access rights to tags for different users' groups.
• Supports "hot" keys to send comments or insert BBCode tags.
• Usage of AJAX technology allows to add, delete and edit comments without page reloading.
• Allows to show the comment adding rules to some users' groups.
• Supports RSS-feeds for comments on any material or for all comments.
• Supports the template system to customize the view.
• Possibility to show and check the "Website address" and "Email" fields in edit form.
• A simple filter of unquotable words.
• Multilingual support (Russian, Ukrainian, Belorussian, Bulgarian, English, German, Latish, Italian, Turkish).
• Supports the search within comments by help of search mambot.

Additional features

• Automatically removes repeated line breaks.
• Setup the minimum/maximum username length.
• Possibility to forbid usage of some user logins.
• Possibility to setup the maximum allowed comments length.
• Definition of the external links in comments text.
• Check the duplicate presence while adding comment.
• Built-in protection of e-mail addresses in comments from spambots.
• The technology to avoid the design break by very long links or words.
• Allows automatically to remove nested quoting in comment.
• Allows automatically to delete prohibited or unsupported BBCode tags in comments. 

Did you know that we now have our entire song list available for you here?

From this database you do all of this:

1. Full Songlist database starts here. (as of this date about 12,000 records)
2. View as a single record -  shows too many fields to mention here.
3. Export to HTML format
4. Export to Micorosoft Excel
5. Export to Microsoft Word
6. Export to XML
7. Export to CSV
8. List a full report sorted by Artist
9. Sort by Big Band genre
10. Sort by Blues genre
11. Sort by Country genre
12. Sort by Folk genre
13. Sort by Holiday genre
14. Sort by Oldies genre
15. Sort by Other genre
16. Sort by Pop genre
17. Sort by Soundtrack genre
18. Sort by Traditional Country genre

This all-inclusive song database features:

Optional Grid-Add, Grid-Edit, Inline-Add, Inline-Copy, Inline-Delete, Inline-Edit right in the List page

Optional confirmation page before inserting or updating record

Pagers in List/View page

Scrolling table in List page

Fully customizable View and Edit format for each field. Customizable field display order.

Server-side validation and/or client-side JavaScript validation

Optional search features (Quick, Extended Quick and Advanced) with search result highlight

Optional User ID and User Level Advanced Security to protect data from unauthorized access. Supports Dynamic User Levels and Hierarchical Parent User ID.

Complete user registration system with optional user activation, password expiry, failed and concurrent login control

Optional HTML settings. charset, font, CSS, customizable themes with preview.

Menu Editor

Choice of Vertical/Horizontal Menu

Multiple Master/Detail pages, detail record count

Detail record preview (Overlay or table row expansion) 

Various PHP options. Charset, locale, default date formats, etc.

Synchronize project settings with changes in database.

CSS  stylesheet integration

Field aggregation (sum, average and count)

Custom View with built-in visual query builder

Basic reporting

Export to Printer-friendly/HTML/Word/Excel/CSV/XML/Email from List/View page

Multi-column sorting

User selectable page size

Table-specific List page options

File uploading to folder and database

Dynamic table loading

Composite key

Highlight and select row color

Auto-Suggest textbox

Auto-Fill for filling related field values on selecting a value for a lookup field

Adding option to Selection List dynamically

Dynamic Selection List with multiple selection support (SELECT, RADIO and CHECKBOX)

Auto-login and Auto-Redirect

Multi-page add/edit/view pages as tabs with page captions

Audit Trail with log file or database table

Email Notification on Add/Edit/Delete

Optional CAPTCHA system

File uploading to folder and database

Dynamic table loading

Server events and client scripts

Code repository

MD5 and case-sensitive password

Multi-Language project

Fully customizable template and extensions

• Optional list, add/copy, view, edit, delete, multi-update and search pages for each table/view.  Customizable table display order.

For those of you who have low bandwidth, we are now offering a lower bit-rate alternative to our 96kps stream.

This stream is now being encoded on our local server and is made available to all those who may require it.

If you are on a dial-up connection then you can benefit from this stream.

Notes: when you click here there will be a pop-up window.  Once your player has loaded then you can simply close this pop-up window.

Then you can happily wander our site while listening to the World's Best Country Music!

If you see a warning message similar to below - simply select "Yes" to launch as per illustration below.

Of course optionally you could check the box "Always show web enhanced content" but this may be a security issue you wish to avoid.