Hillbilly test results

Thanks for taking our hillbilly quiz!  Now at least you know if you are a true hillbilly or not.

Count up your score and look to see where you fall.

If you scored 0-10…

Not a hillbilly.

Congratulations. You passed!

If you scored 11-25…

Borderline hillbilly.

You probably aren’t really a hillbilly, but may be suffering from overexposure to country music, which tends to turn you hillbilly if left unchecked. A lot of preppy daddy’s girls fall into this category because of their affinity for country music and delusions that cowboys are somehow desirable sex partners. Don’t worry, you’re not too far gone. Just stay away from the country music, don’t date anyone who wears a cowboy hat, and you should find yourself coming back to normality. 

If you scored 26-50…

Mild hillbilly.

Yeah, sorry to say it, but you’re a hillbilly. Fortunately for you, you probably aren’t so far gone that you can’t maintain relationships with normal people. Just try to keep your country music away from normal people so as to not alienate them. Also, if you find yourself alone and desperate to find a relationship or sex partner, try to avoid family functions as you are at mild risk of incest.

If you scored 51-125…

Hillbilly.

You’re a hillbilly allright. We can only hope you get so caught up in watching CMT that you forget to breed with your sister and your hillbilly genes are not passed on. Not likely, but we can dream.

If you scored 126-200…

Alpha hillbilly.

If you fall into this category, you already know you’re a hillbilly and are proud of it. Of course, if you fall into this category, you’re not reading this because you don’t have a computer or know how to use one even if you had one. Of course, if you did have one, who’s to say you could add all these big numbers up? Of course, who’s to say you can even read to begin with? While you should be legally restricted from reproducing, instead you probably have a kid every nine months like clockwork. Instead of hanging your head in shame at being such a waste of a human life, you walk with head held high and parade your hillbilly ass around for lesser hillbillies to marvel at.

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