10 Hillbilly Tips and tricks:

1. You Might Be A Hillbilly If If You See A Sign That Says 'Say No To Crack' And It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up.
2. Hillbilly Church Tip: It's Considered Tacky To Take A Cooler To Church.
3. Hillbilly Theatre Etiquette: Refrain From Talking To Characters On The Screen. Tests Have Proven They Can't Hear You.
4. Hillbilly Driving Tip: When Sending Your Wife Down The Road With A Gas Can, It Is Impolite To Ask Her To Bring Back A Beer.
5. You Might Be A Hillbilly If You Have Been Married 3 Times And Still Have The Same In-laws.
6. You Might Be A Hillbilly If You Think That 'Genital' Is A Non-Jewish Person.
7. Hillbilly Fine Dining Tip: Don't Let The Dawg Eat At The Table No Matter How Good His Manners Are!
8. Hillbilly Wedding Tip: Kissing The Bride For More Than 5 Seconds May Get You Shot.
9. You Might Be A Hillbilly If Your House Has More Miles On It Then Your Car.
10. You Might Be A Hillbilly If You Think 'Impotent' Means That You Are Distinguished And Well-Known.

BTW, have you ever wondered if you are a hillbilly?  Ever know a hillbilly?  Learn more about them when you take our Hillbilly Challenge!