How do you know you're a redneck?  Well, take the redneck challenge of course!

You Might Be a Redneck if...

• You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
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• You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
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• Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
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• You burn your yard rather than mow it.
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• The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
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• You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
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• You come back from the dump with more than you took.
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• You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
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• Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
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• Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
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• You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
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• You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
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• You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
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• You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
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• You have a rag for a gas cap.
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• Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
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• You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
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• You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
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• Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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• You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
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• The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
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• Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
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• You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
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• A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
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• You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
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• You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
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• You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

And last, but not least...
 

• Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth, so you take them out to see what it is!